"Cold, COLD BEER

...don't you ever worry! I am right here!"

This is me, missing the bandwagon altogether, I never just fell I missed the damn thing. Love this guy and this tune tho!

I just made a "Fuck This Shit" playlist on my youtube. Just my current mood.

I re-read my intro, my very first blog post for this recovery thing, I had such hope and people still say to me "remember when you were slowed down drinking?" my boyfriend says, "you were doing so well, quitting drinking, working out all the time..." Well, summer will soon be over time for changes... again.

Wish me luck. I'm definitely going to need it.

Goal:

Drink once a week, never exceeding a box of beer (12), or a dozen drinks, glasses of wine, etc.

Exceptions:

I know the word 'exceptions' may sound like 'excuses' but I really am going to try and do my best with this. The exceptions are weddings, birthdays, etc. Like big events... I find it hardest going to bars and not drinking, what the hell do people do at social gatherings without booze? ...and I don't like pop so thats out... 

I dunno!

Taking the Good times with the Bad times.

For lack of anything to say about my last weekend I've collected a dozen pictures to show partially what I've been up to! There's sooo much going on for such a small town it's unbelievable. 

First up, a gorgeous picture of my towns sunset just to set the mood ya know.. 

Also, I found a picture of me and my drinking buddies, these are the by's I drink with in the shed almost every weekend. I'll have you know they aren't tame.

Up next is my SO's grandparents 50 anniversary celebration (wine included)

mmmm.. wine.. I drank two of these suckers!

MY FAMILY! <3 literally the only picture of me from this night/day

...and last but certainty not least Albert's memorial fire. The moment everyone has been waiting for we all shed our tears and said goodbye to one of the nicest, funnest, amazing dudes ever. Everyone gathered behind his mothers house we held hands and a priest spoke on behalf of god. We told stories drank beer, lit a fire and lanterns. Close to 200 people must have been in attendance. It's never easy saying goodbye.

never forget you bud!

In other news its been a pretty tragic week, first I had to bring my baby to the hospital due to an infected splinter, then my car broke down just before I could do my road test, and the day after that my step mother, brother and two sisters got in a car accident (they're all fine, Thank the lord) Trust me if anyone needs a drink or two this week.. it's me. 

Thanks for reading loyal viewers. This blog and all my blog views really has surpassed my initial expectations and I'm so thankful.

Drink Drank DRUNK

Not surprisingly I've been forgetting to post posts, BLAH! Not actually forgetting it's summer all the "fam jam" is here, I'm busy as fuck! 

Also, not surprisingly I've been drunk 90% of the past 2 or 3 weeks... oops. 

So, this is now my failed quit drinking blog experience. The road to recovery obviously forgot about summer and all the divine opportunities to get drunk. Loving it tho.

.....and now to the point.

Last week I made a challenge to mark my beer as it were, which was fun actually. Here's my tally!

Day 1: 11 (forgot to get a picture of that one my apologies)

Day 2: 

I'm pretty sure it was more then 15 I just got too drunk to write it down. Also, there was shots I didn't mark, cause shots don't count (lol). I never ate much that day resulting in a really wasted white chick, I was even trying to argue with my boyfriend all he could do was laugh. I remember walking home i was saying "I'm mad at you, cause I don't know why, I can't say the thing why, nothings coming out right...." and a bunch more of ughh and slurrs. Raged Blackouts -my reason to quit originally.

Day 3:

I woke up so sick, throwing up, dizzy, gut rot, I have never been sicker, took gravol and tylenol (which I never take pills) when finally I gave up on feeling better I dragged my sick ass out of bed and got another beer. or eight beer as it were. Taken from bed last minute is this winner of a photo above.

To be fair I have been doing pretty shitty lately with the drinking but we've been drinking with my mans family who are only home for a couple weeks on vacation, so I feel.... excused? (lol) 

Funny story now tho, this weekend everyone kept looking at my hands to see my drink count LOL

I think I started something. :/

CHALLENGE TIME!

Beer Drinking Challenge!

Next weekend I vow to mark my hand for every beer I drink !

Like a tally of sorts. I may drink a little take er easy, or I may drink a lot I don't know yet.

That's it! Repercussions for drinking the beer? I don't know. Not even sure what my punishment per beer should be. Any suggestions comment below.

When I met you in the Summer!

My official song of the summer I've chosen SUMMER by Calvin Harris.

very fitting me tinks.

As we all know summer time can get very hectic for over planning and being super busy. I've been so slack with my blog it's because there is so much OTG. From birthdays last weekend to weddings and birthdays this weekend, then I have a boatload of family on the way home, on to anniversaries, and a plane trip taking me to another wedding. I simply can't keep up.

And! as with all these events there's the booze. I cannot count how many drinks I've had the last week, and I'd be even worst off trying to account for the week before. I've gone completely overboard. Worst part is I didn't even get any pictures to share my journey with everyone.

Actually, something interesting did happen this week, I was informed that a conversation was had about me. Apparently no one can get over how a small 100 pound, four foot eleven chick, can keep up and put down beer for beer with the bys. I'm suppose to be proud of myself.

Next summer I definitely want to under plan my summer. Just spend time with my daughter. Which I have been doing. So far this past couple weeks we've been swimming twice, I've taken up babysitting her friend we've went for long walks on the beach and I've woken up every single morning next to her in bed for a cuddle. I even let her bring her dog Whiskey back to our home for a week (he lives with her grandma). 

Its the little things you know, Family.  

Speaking of family It was my mans 24th birthday July 6th! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLING! I LOVE YOU xoxox. 

He's a great father, worker, lover ;) , friend and I wouldn't trade him up for anything.

Our 5th anniversary is on the 17th of this month, lets see if he remembers (lol).

Ten Drinking Related Lists of Ten

Ten Seven Drinking Related Lists of Ten

I honestly didn't have time for the last three.

Due to my lack of memory on what I did this weekend I am instead going to make lists!

Why my SO sucks when he drinks:

• He doesn't know when to stop
• He pee's around the house on liquor EVERY TIME
• Stays out too late (ditches me)
• Is useless that night
• Is useless the next day
• Gets rowdy
• Gets touchy
• Slurrs
• Gives me false 'marriage proposals' 
• Has no shame

Why I suck when I drink:

• I get rowdy
• Hangovers
• Memory loss
• No sense of others personal space     
• I eat, A LOT!
• My eyes look like sheep cunnys! Bahaha!
• Bad pictures
• I tend to give people my life story
• Gets mad at myself for wasting valuable reading time
• I can Be a bit mean.. (just a little)

My top TEN Drinking Reasons Excuses:

• But it's my best friends birthday
• Wedding shots
• So stressed out
• I deserve a night out
• I haven't been out in a while
• If he gets to go out so do I!
• Girls Night!
• Wine isn't actually drinking, gosh...
• but it a holiday!!
• But this is my friends-families only week home for a while

Ten Favorite Alcoholic Beverages:

• BUD LIGHT!
• Galliot Wine
• Baby Champagne (pink)
• Tequila Rose
• Jello Shots
• Canadian Beer
• Corona
• Heniken 
• Cheap Whiskey and 7Up
• Various Sweet Girly Shots

Ten Nasty shots I've made myself sick of:

• Fireball
• Sauza gold (but i love it)
• Jager Bombs
• Blow Jobs ;) haha
• B-52
• Sambuca
• Newfie Screech
• Vodka Jello shots
• Sour Puss
• Baja Rosa

Ten Types of Hangovers:

• I'm still Drunk Hangover (hiccup)
• The 'fuck' walking straight lines and eye foot coordination Hangover
• The Please Make It Stop Hangover
• The What In The Zeus Is Wrong With ME! Hangover
• Classic, I'm never drinking again Hangover
• The Dude Where's My Car
• The I need To quit drinking and figure my life out Hangover
• The 'The lights sounds and people of everyday life piss me off' Hangover
• The never getting out of bed Hangover
• The 'sinister stealth hangover' you wake up fine then a few hours later BOOM! 

Ten Hangover Side Effects:

• Ass Mouth (thats right when you mouth tastes like ass)
• obvious headache
• a hate of general lighting that vampires would likely applaud
• The 'spins'
• Gut Rot
• Hangover Shits
• Dizziness
• Pasties (often goes hand in hand with ass mouth)
• Barfing
• The hate of all sounds even the drop of a pin can sound like minor explosions
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My Private Beach!!!! ...or not so private...

Shoal Point! The most beautiful place in the world! Just so happens I have a camp their! Aren't I lucky!

Here the deal shoal point is a offshore fishing village, I have mentioned it before in a earlier blog, there are three ways to get here maybe four, a hours walk around shore, a boat, and in winter you can come on skidoo. Fourth option, helicopter... were fishermen we don't have fancy helicopters. So, I walked one hour, hard terrain with a back pack containing 16 cold beer, my clothes and the rest of my stuff. I'm 4 10 and 100 pounds, not an easy jaunt I'll have you know.

We went fishing...

Had a little drinky drink!

Caught the sunset... Ou la la

Had a fire!!! FIRE!

and went naked tanning...
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not a chance your getting pics of that.

So, almost perfect weekend until... my beach wasnt so 'private'. mentioning the naked tanning I was doing that all one morning, you know big beach no people on it why the heck not. Then I got up did some chores before all the fishermen showed up and thats fine. The next day who should show up but the fisheries, (water police lol) okay thats fine, then who should I see but more fishery warden walking down out of the woods.. apparently they'd been there the whole day before camped out watching for illegal fishing practices on the beach. Whoops! (facepalm) guess who just got busted for naked tanning by three assholes in the trees! LOL just wonderful. Embarrassed much!

Over all despite having to walk up and back, my new nickname and being laughed at by a bunch of people, it was a wonderful weekend.
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