Girls Nights... IN!

After my last few weekends of being at the bar drinking until she closes, pretty much alone... I've decided to take a handle on my situation and do something new. A girls night IN!

Sounds like fun right? Well it is!

Friday Night I went to my friends trailor with her, her boyfriend, her great dane Titan, and her asshole of a cat named ....I dunno we'll say patches. -Just kidding it's misty, I wouldn't forget your cat's name then come back and revise my post later when I remembered to make it look like I never forgot... NOOO I wouldn't do that (LOL) We ate some food, played some cards drank some margaritas and cold beers, Ashley took a shot of sauza and barfed -it was her idea to do the shot of death, she lost, all is fair. All fun stuff, all fun stuff! 

Freaks \/ \/ \/

/\ /\ /\ Freaks

I remember going to sleep on the 'couch bed' with the great dane and waking up next to a cat, slightly wild trailor times.

It was such a beautiful day the next day we went for a walk with the dog and just had a nice relaxing evening.

On Saturday, I had my girl after supper when she came back from her sleepover at my little brothers. We played some games, watched a movie, she made me a cheese sandwich. I'm telling you she makes the best cheese sandwiches for a four year old. -Although mayo gives me the WORST god forsaken heartburns ever! INSTANT HEARTBURN! 

Then later that night her dad got home and we all curled up with the dog in a single bed and slept. Or well some of us slept. I was pushed uncomfortably into the wall the whole night. gonna try and make a diagram of how I sleep night time when were at stephens moms, no one should have to live like this.

This is us in a single bed. We simply do not fit, or at least I don't. Not to mention the blankets are under the dog and the mans feet and over maybe one and a half of my legs. I swear I'm the only one who gets cold too LOL

Next week I think I'm gonna try and stay sober. Me and my girl are having a weekend home. Finally!

SAUZA-RITAS !!!

I pity the fool who would drink these! Which ironically is moi! But first...

FAIL with a capital 'F' ! So, made this challenege of only drinking one night a week and only having max of ten drinks. yeah... no that didn't even remotely work out. 

The weekend after that we went

CAmping @ Lomond River

Not gonna lie I remember it was a while ago, I drank so much beer. I came back from lomond feeling like the greatest failure EVER! 

My View

Stans and Lucy (grandma)s Cabin. Shes a work in progress :)

So, we leave lomond after a couple day drunk. My friend Ashley calls me up, "YO wanna have a sleepover and get wild?" I'm all like, "yeaaaa sucka lets do this shit!" <<<not exact wording

Which brings me to the Next order of buisness...

SAUZA-RiTAS!!!! 

Drink Drank and get totally inebriated to the point of no return.. ever.

I wish I had pictures to show you I really do and if there are currently photos added to the bottom of this then I probably came back and added some after I got them from ashley.

So, we went online found these ridiculous drinks called sauza-ritas made a trip to the liquor store/restaurant bought, tequila, beer, junk food, ice and wings galore! Oh them we bought a little pinner joint, ya know just incase. -Also, I'd like to say before I go any further I DO NOT smoke up.   Anyways, then we went to ashleys. It's a bit of a blur we mixed the drinks which were so unbelievably strong all I could taste was sauza, turned on Sin City and started munching down, two WINE GLASSES of sauza rita later and were trashed... I'm telling you it was wild. Wild. WILD! Then we smoked the grass and started munching on wings.

When I awoke hours later on the couch, Ashley was missing, there was wings everywhere, lime wedges everywhere, sin city on replay, I immediately jumped up and started cleaning like 6 in the morning. UGH! I felt great mind you but the mess was something else. I must've still been drunk I laid back down and went to sleep for a few more hours afterwards. LOL

Such a good night.

My Private Beach!!!! ...or not so private...

Shoal Point! The most beautiful place in the world! Just so happens I have a camp their! Aren't I lucky!

Here the deal shoal point is a offshore fishing village, I have mentioned it before in a earlier blog, there are three ways to get here maybe four, a hours walk around shore, a boat, and in winter you can come on skidoo. Fourth option, helicopter... were fishermen we don't have fancy helicopters. So, I walked one hour, hard terrain with a back pack containing 16 cold beer, my clothes and the rest of my stuff. I'm 4 10 and 100 pounds, not an easy jaunt I'll have you know.

We went fishing...

Had a little drinky drink!

Caught the sunset... Ou la la

Had a fire!!! FIRE!

and went naked tanning...
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not a chance your getting pics of that.

So, almost perfect weekend until... my beach wasnt so 'private'. mentioning the naked tanning I was doing that all one morning, you know big beach no people on it why the heck not. Then I got up did some chores before all the fishermen showed up and thats fine. The next day who should show up but the fisheries, (water police lol) okay thats fine, then who should I see but more fishery warden walking down out of the woods.. apparently they'd been there the whole day before camped out watching for illegal fishing practices on the beach. Whoops! (facepalm) guess who just got busted for naked tanning by three assholes in the trees! LOL just wonderful. Embarrassed much!

Over all despite having to walk up and back, my new nickname and being laughed at by a bunch of people, it was a wonderful weekend.
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