VACATION!!!! Ontario Bound!

Hello lovely viewers! Last weekend I flew to Ontario for a wedding and for some play time with my friends. After this little note I'm going to try and use the least amount of words possible because I have a shit ton of pictures. Also, because this is my drinking blog I should state the amount of alcohol consumed within these five days is unreal. There were blackouts, drunk arguing, falling around for some of us, I lost a shirt in a taxi, i lost a cell in a taxi, I lost money. Shit got slightly insane. Enjoy!

Our Accommodations!

Three bedroom, three bath, hot tub, pool table, huge mansion looking house that I'd die for!

Thanks for having us Robert and supplying beer for our hot tub parties ;) haha!

me and todd playing volleyball.

Robert (Boz) the guy we stayed with! Thanks man!

Our chauffeur and his deathtrap (jeep wrangler)

Todd! If it wasn't for this guy our trip wouldn't have been half as good! Handsome young devil.

^see no door... death trap.

The Main Event! THE WEDDING! CONGRATS PATRICK AND RACHEL!

Thanks for the open bar! Also, big thanks for the food there was so much delicious food enough for 250 people yet there was only 50 of us! I've never seen awesome food like that awesome job!

Rach and Patrick

Other pictures of wonderland, various friends in various bars, my nails, etc.

...and last but certainly not least MOI!

Facebook status that pretty much sums up my trip...

HOPE YOU ENJOYED! Thanks for viewing.

Drink Drank DRUNK

Not surprisingly I've been forgetting to post posts, BLAH! Not actually forgetting it's summer all the "fam jam" is here, I'm busy as fuck! 

Also, not surprisingly I've been drunk 90% of the past 2 or 3 weeks... oops. 

So, this is now my failed quit drinking blog experience. The road to recovery obviously forgot about summer and all the divine opportunities to get drunk. Loving it tho.

.....and now to the point.

Last week I made a challenge to mark my beer as it were, which was fun actually. Here's my tally!

Day 1: 11 (forgot to get a picture of that one my apologies)

Day 2: 

I'm pretty sure it was more then 15 I just got too drunk to write it down. Also, there was shots I didn't mark, cause shots don't count (lol). I never ate much that day resulting in a really wasted white chick, I was even trying to argue with my boyfriend all he could do was laugh. I remember walking home i was saying "I'm mad at you, cause I don't know why, I can't say the thing why, nothings coming out right...." and a bunch more of ughh and slurrs. Raged Blackouts -my reason to quit originally.

Day 3:

I woke up so sick, throwing up, dizzy, gut rot, I have never been sicker, took gravol and tylenol (which I never take pills) when finally I gave up on feeling better I dragged my sick ass out of bed and got another beer. or eight beer as it were. Taken from bed last minute is this winner of a photo above.

To be fair I have been doing pretty shitty lately with the drinking but we've been drinking with my mans family who are only home for a couple weeks on vacation, so I feel.... excused? (lol) 

Funny story now tho, this weekend everyone kept looking at my hands to see my drink count LOL

I think I started something. :/

When I met you in the Summer!

My official song of the summer I've chosen SUMMER by Calvin Harris.

very fitting me tinks.

As we all know summer time can get very hectic for over planning and being super busy. I've been so slack with my blog it's because there is so much OTG. From birthdays last weekend to weddings and birthdays this weekend, then I have a boatload of family on the way home, on to anniversaries, and a plane trip taking me to another wedding. I simply can't keep up.

And! as with all these events there's the booze. I cannot count how many drinks I've had the last week, and I'd be even worst off trying to account for the week before. I've gone completely overboard. Worst part is I didn't even get any pictures to share my journey with everyone.

Actually, something interesting did happen this week, I was informed that a conversation was had about me. Apparently no one can get over how a small 100 pound, four foot eleven chick, can keep up and put down beer for beer with the bys. I'm suppose to be proud of myself.

Next summer I definitely want to under plan my summer. Just spend time with my daughter. Which I have been doing. So far this past couple weeks we've been swimming twice, I've taken up babysitting her friend we've went for long walks on the beach and I've woken up every single morning next to her in bed for a cuddle. I even let her bring her dog Whiskey back to our home for a week (he lives with her grandma). 

Its the little things you know, Family.  

Speaking of family It was my mans 24th birthday July 6th! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLING! I LOVE YOU xoxox. 

He's a great father, worker, lover ;) , friend and I wouldn't trade him up for anything.

Our 5th anniversary is on the 17th of this month, lets see if he remembers (lol).

Ten Drinking Related Lists of Ten

Ten Seven Drinking Related Lists of Ten

I honestly didn't have time for the last three.

Due to my lack of memory on what I did this weekend I am instead going to make lists!

Why my SO sucks when he drinks:

• He doesn't know when to stop
• He pee's around the house on liquor EVERY TIME
• Stays out too late (ditches me)
• Is useless that night
• Is useless the next day
• Gets rowdy
• Gets touchy
• Slurrs
• Gives me false 'marriage proposals' 
• Has no shame

Why I suck when I drink:

• I get rowdy
• Hangovers
• Memory loss
• No sense of others personal space     
• I eat, A LOT!
• My eyes look like sheep cunnys! Bahaha!
• Bad pictures
• I tend to give people my life story
• Gets mad at myself for wasting valuable reading time
• I can Be a bit mean.. (just a little)

My top TEN Drinking Reasons Excuses:

• But it's my best friends birthday
• Wedding shots
• So stressed out
• I deserve a night out
• I haven't been out in a while
• If he gets to go out so do I!
• Girls Night!
• Wine isn't actually drinking, gosh...
• but it a holiday!!
• But this is my friends-families only week home for a while

Ten Favorite Alcoholic Beverages:

• BUD LIGHT!
• Galliot Wine
• Baby Champagne (pink)
• Tequila Rose
• Jello Shots
• Canadian Beer
• Corona
• Heniken 
• Cheap Whiskey and 7Up
• Various Sweet Girly Shots

Ten Nasty shots I've made myself sick of:

• Fireball
• Sauza gold (but i love it)
• Jager Bombs
• Blow Jobs ;) haha
• B-52
• Sambuca
• Newfie Screech
• Vodka Jello shots
• Sour Puss
• Baja Rosa

Ten Types of Hangovers:

• I'm still Drunk Hangover (hiccup)
• The 'fuck' walking straight lines and eye foot coordination Hangover
• The Please Make It Stop Hangover
• The What In The Zeus Is Wrong With ME! Hangover
• Classic, I'm never drinking again Hangover
• The Dude Where's My Car
• The I need To quit drinking and figure my life out Hangover
• The 'The lights sounds and people of everyday life piss me off' Hangover
• The never getting out of bed Hangover
• The 'sinister stealth hangover' you wake up fine then a few hours later BOOM! 

Ten Hangover Side Effects:

• Ass Mouth (thats right when you mouth tastes like ass)
• obvious headache
• a hate of general lighting that vampires would likely applaud
• The 'spins'
• Gut Rot
• Hangover Shits
• Dizziness
• Pasties (often goes hand in hand with ass mouth)
• Barfing
• The hate of all sounds even the drop of a pin can sound like minor explosions
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