Drink Drank DRUNK

Not surprisingly I've been forgetting to post posts, BLAH! Not actually forgetting it's summer all the "fam jam" is here, I'm busy as fuck! 

Also, not surprisingly I've been drunk 90% of the past 2 or 3 weeks... oops. 

So, this is now my failed quit drinking blog experience. The road to recovery obviously forgot about summer and all the divine opportunities to get drunk. Loving it tho.

.....and now to the point.

Last week I made a challenge to mark my beer as it were, which was fun actually. Here's my tally!

Day 1: 11 (forgot to get a picture of that one my apologies)

Day 2: 

I'm pretty sure it was more then 15 I just got too drunk to write it down. Also, there was shots I didn't mark, cause shots don't count (lol). I never ate much that day resulting in a really wasted white chick, I was even trying to argue with my boyfriend all he could do was laugh. I remember walking home i was saying "I'm mad at you, cause I don't know why, I can't say the thing why, nothings coming out right...." and a bunch more of ughh and slurrs. Raged Blackouts -my reason to quit originally.

Day 3:

I woke up so sick, throwing up, dizzy, gut rot, I have never been sicker, took gravol and tylenol (which I never take pills) when finally I gave up on feeling better I dragged my sick ass out of bed and got another beer. or eight beer as it were. Taken from bed last minute is this winner of a photo above.

To be fair I have been doing pretty shitty lately with the drinking but we've been drinking with my mans family who are only home for a couple weeks on vacation, so I feel.... excused? (lol) 

Funny story now tho, this weekend everyone kept looking at my hands to see my drink count LOL

I think I started something. :/

CHALLENGE TIME!

Beer Drinking Challenge!

Next weekend I vow to mark my hand for every beer I drink !

Like a tally of sorts. I may drink a little take er easy, or I may drink a lot I don't know yet.

That's it! Repercussions for drinking the beer? I don't know. Not even sure what my punishment per beer should be. Any suggestions comment below.

When I met you in the Summer!

My official song of the summer I've chosen SUMMER by Calvin Harris.

very fitting me tinks.

As we all know summer time can get very hectic for over planning and being super busy. I've been so slack with my blog it's because there is so much OTG. From birthdays last weekend to weddings and birthdays this weekend, then I have a boatload of family on the way home, on to anniversaries, and a plane trip taking me to another wedding. I simply can't keep up.

And! as with all these events there's the booze. I cannot count how many drinks I've had the last week, and I'd be even worst off trying to account for the week before. I've gone completely overboard. Worst part is I didn't even get any pictures to share my journey with everyone.

Actually, something interesting did happen this week, I was informed that a conversation was had about me. Apparently no one can get over how a small 100 pound, four foot eleven chick, can keep up and put down beer for beer with the bys. I'm suppose to be proud of myself.

Next summer I definitely want to under plan my summer. Just spend time with my daughter. Which I have been doing. So far this past couple weeks we've been swimming twice, I've taken up babysitting her friend we've went for long walks on the beach and I've woken up every single morning next to her in bed for a cuddle. I even let her bring her dog Whiskey back to our home for a week (he lives with her grandma). 

Its the little things you know, Family.  

Speaking of family It was my mans 24th birthday July 6th! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLING! I LOVE YOU xoxox. 

He's a great father, worker, lover ;) , friend and I wouldn't trade him up for anything.

Our 5th anniversary is on the 17th of this month, lets see if he remembers (lol).

Busy, Busy, Busy!

Life as such we know can be quite full of activity, whereas my life is usually boring, this week I found plenty to do! Don't you just love summer!

Adventures!

I think it was Thursday afternoon me and my friend Ashley took the kids hiking to the lighthouse! We had a picnic and some laughs here are the photos from that adventure!!!

Aaliyah (4) and Jacob (4) aren't they sweet!

ASHLEY! someone needs a tan!

My Sweet Child xoxo

Also, here's a link to a submission I made to the Downhomer that's a Newfoundland magazine.

http://www.downhomelife.com/submissions.php?itemid=72441#.U7KsF7SXufM.facebook

Check it out! Rate the pic... please!

SHANNEYGANOCK!

Saturday night, LIVE in my home town bar! As a favor... SHANNEYGANOCK played! I love this band traditional newfoundland music! these guys are great i broke my rule got wasted! Oh, but it was soooo worth it. Had a blast with family and friend and I think at some point I learned how to jigg? (LOL) I dont know but here are some highlights of the night.

Me with the by's from Shanneyganock!

88 year old woman sings with Shanneyganock in Trout River!

Another of Shanneyganock!

¨Not sure if the above links will work I hope they do though, some great videos!

Other notable mentions from my week!

Got my hair done! Thanks Ash!

Had to babysit this guy for a day, which actually means my SO had to walk him because hes a great dane and I'm not even five foot (lol) His name is Titan and he like long jogs on the beach!

Also, in accordance to my drinking I drank alot on both saturday and sunday, even last night I shared a bottle of Gallot wine with my SO :) we had a romantic evening together! 

Ten Drinking Related Lists of Ten

Ten Seven Drinking Related Lists of Ten

I honestly didn't have time for the last three.

Due to my lack of memory on what I did this weekend I am instead going to make lists!

Why my SO sucks when he drinks:

• He doesn't know when to stop
• He pee's around the house on liquor EVERY TIME
• Stays out too late (ditches me)
• Is useless that night
• Is useless the next day
• Gets rowdy
• Gets touchy
• Slurrs
• Gives me false 'marriage proposals' 
• Has no shame

Why I suck when I drink:

• I get rowdy
• Hangovers
• Memory loss
• No sense of others personal space     
• I eat, A LOT!
• My eyes look like sheep cunnys! Bahaha!
• Bad pictures
• I tend to give people my life story
• Gets mad at myself for wasting valuable reading time
• I can Be a bit mean.. (just a little)

My top TEN Drinking Reasons Excuses:

• But it's my best friends birthday
• Wedding shots
• So stressed out
• I deserve a night out
• I haven't been out in a while
• If he gets to go out so do I!
• Girls Night!
• Wine isn't actually drinking, gosh...
• but it a holiday!!
• But this is my friends-families only week home for a while

Ten Favorite Alcoholic Beverages:

• BUD LIGHT!
• Galliot Wine
• Baby Champagne (pink)
• Tequila Rose
• Jello Shots
• Canadian Beer
• Corona
• Heniken 
• Cheap Whiskey and 7Up
• Various Sweet Girly Shots

Ten Nasty shots I've made myself sick of:

• Fireball
• Sauza gold (but i love it)
• Jager Bombs
• Blow Jobs ;) haha
• B-52
• Sambuca
• Newfie Screech
• Vodka Jello shots
• Sour Puss
• Baja Rosa

Ten Types of Hangovers:

• I'm still Drunk Hangover (hiccup)
• The 'fuck' walking straight lines and eye foot coordination Hangover
• The Please Make It Stop Hangover
• The What In The Zeus Is Wrong With ME! Hangover
• Classic, I'm never drinking again Hangover
• The Dude Where's My Car
• The I need To quit drinking and figure my life out Hangover
• The 'The lights sounds and people of everyday life piss me off' Hangover
• The never getting out of bed Hangover
• The 'sinister stealth hangover' you wake up fine then a few hours later BOOM! 

Ten Hangover Side Effects:

• Ass Mouth (thats right when you mouth tastes like ass)
• obvious headache
• a hate of general lighting that vampires would likely applaud
• The 'spins'
• Gut Rot
• Hangover Shits
• Dizziness
• Pasties (often goes hand in hand with ass mouth)
• Barfing
• The hate of all sounds even the drop of a pin can sound like minor explosions
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My Private Beach!!!! ...or not so private...

Shoal Point! The most beautiful place in the world! Just so happens I have a camp their! Aren't I lucky!

Here the deal shoal point is a offshore fishing village, I have mentioned it before in a earlier blog, there are three ways to get here maybe four, a hours walk around shore, a boat, and in winter you can come on skidoo. Fourth option, helicopter... were fishermen we don't have fancy helicopters. So, I walked one hour, hard terrain with a back pack containing 16 cold beer, my clothes and the rest of my stuff. I'm 4 10 and 100 pounds, not an easy jaunt I'll have you know.

We went fishing...

Had a little drinky drink!

Caught the sunset... Ou la la

Had a fire!!! FIRE!

and went naked tanning...
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not a chance your getting pics of that.

So, almost perfect weekend until... my beach wasnt so 'private'. mentioning the naked tanning I was doing that all one morning, you know big beach no people on it why the heck not. Then I got up did some chores before all the fishermen showed up and thats fine. The next day who should show up but the fisheries, (water police lol) okay thats fine, then who should I see but more fishery warden walking down out of the woods.. apparently they'd been there the whole day before camped out watching for illegal fishing practices on the beach. Whoops! (facepalm) guess who just got busted for naked tanning by three assholes in the trees! LOL just wonderful. Embarrassed much!

Over all despite having to walk up and back, my new nickname and being laughed at by a bunch of people, it was a wonderful weekend.
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My Weekend Away

Just spent a full almost two weeks without Internet, how refreshing.

NOT!

It was exhausting and I missed so much (lol). On the upside I only drank one beer all weekend. We went to friends cabin it was gorgeous even though it was pissing down rain. They have a nice cabin by the lake with a boat, birds that land on your hand and take food from your palm, nice forested area, big clean cabin! Free beers! I was in heaven. Deffinetly going back on a sunny weekend for the whole weekend, so nice... And such nice people!

The rest of my weekend was spent like this...

She has very little actual music skill bahaha! My entertainment!