Ten Drinking Related Lists of Ten

Ten Seven Drinking Related Lists of Ten

I honestly didn't have time for the last three.

Due to my lack of memory on what I did this weekend I am instead going to make lists!

Why my SO sucks when he drinks:

• He doesn't know when to stop
• He pee's around the house on liquor EVERY TIME
• Stays out too late (ditches me)
• Is useless that night
• Is useless the next day
• Gets rowdy
• Gets touchy
• Slurrs
• Gives me false 'marriage proposals' 
• Has no shame

Why I suck when I drink:

• I get rowdy
• Hangovers
• Memory loss
• No sense of others personal space     
• I eat, A LOT!
• My eyes look like sheep cunnys! Bahaha!
• Bad pictures
• I tend to give people my life story
• Gets mad at myself for wasting valuable reading time
• I can Be a bit mean.. (just a little)

My top TEN Drinking Reasons Excuses:

• But it's my best friends birthday
• Wedding shots
• So stressed out
• I deserve a night out
• I haven't been out in a while
• If he gets to go out so do I!
• Girls Night!
• Wine isn't actually drinking, gosh...
• but it a holiday!!
• But this is my friends-families only week home for a while

Ten Favorite Alcoholic Beverages:

• BUD LIGHT!
• Galliot Wine
• Baby Champagne (pink)
• Tequila Rose
• Jello Shots
• Canadian Beer
• Corona
• Heniken 
• Cheap Whiskey and 7Up
• Various Sweet Girly Shots

Ten Nasty shots I've made myself sick of:

• Fireball
• Sauza gold (but i love it)
• Jager Bombs
• Blow Jobs ;) haha
• B-52
• Sambuca
• Newfie Screech
• Vodka Jello shots
• Sour Puss
• Baja Rosa

Ten Types of Hangovers:

• I'm still Drunk Hangover (hiccup)
• The 'fuck' walking straight lines and eye foot coordination Hangover
• The Please Make It Stop Hangover
• The What In The Zeus Is Wrong With ME! Hangover
• Classic, I'm never drinking again Hangover
• The Dude Where's My Car
• The I need To quit drinking and figure my life out Hangover
• The 'The lights sounds and people of everyday life piss me off' Hangover
• The never getting out of bed Hangover
• The 'sinister stealth hangover' you wake up fine then a few hours later BOOM! 

Ten Hangover Side Effects:

• Ass Mouth (thats right when you mouth tastes like ass)
• obvious headache
• a hate of general lighting that vampires would likely applaud
• The 'spins'
• Gut Rot
• Hangover Shits
• Dizziness
• Pasties (often goes hand in hand with ass mouth)
• Barfing
• The hate of all sounds even the drop of a pin can sound like minor explosions
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My Private Beach!!!! ...or not so private...

Shoal Point! The most beautiful place in the world! Just so happens I have a camp their! Aren't I lucky!

Here the deal shoal point is a offshore fishing village, I have mentioned it before in a earlier blog, there are three ways to get here maybe four, a hours walk around shore, a boat, and in winter you can come on skidoo. Fourth option, helicopter... were fishermen we don't have fancy helicopters. So, I walked one hour, hard terrain with a back pack containing 16 cold beer, my clothes and the rest of my stuff. I'm 4 10 and 100 pounds, not an easy jaunt I'll have you know.

We went fishing...

Had a little drinky drink!

Caught the sunset... Ou la la

Had a fire!!! FIRE!

and went naked tanning...
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not a chance your getting pics of that.

So, almost perfect weekend until... my beach wasnt so 'private'. mentioning the naked tanning I was doing that all one morning, you know big beach no people on it why the heck not. Then I got up did some chores before all the fishermen showed up and thats fine. The next day who should show up but the fisheries, (water police lol) okay thats fine, then who should I see but more fishery warden walking down out of the woods.. apparently they'd been there the whole day before camped out watching for illegal fishing practices on the beach. Whoops! (facepalm) guess who just got busted for naked tanning by three assholes in the trees! LOL just wonderful. Embarrassed much!

Over all despite having to walk up and back, my new nickname and being laughed at by a bunch of people, it was a wonderful weekend.
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My Weekend Away

Just spent a full almost two weeks without Internet, how refreshing.

NOT!

It was exhausting and I missed so much (lol). On the upside I only drank one beer all weekend. We went to friends cabin it was gorgeous even though it was pissing down rain. They have a nice cabin by the lake with a boat, birds that land on your hand and take food from your palm, nice forested area, big clean cabin! Free beers! I was in heaven. Deffinetly going back on a sunny weekend for the whole weekend, so nice... And such nice people!

The rest of my weekend was spent like this...

She has very little actual music skill bahaha! My entertainment!

On a Positive Note!

I have a new Puppy!!!! Named him after my best friend, (no, not you ashley) WHISKEY!

I know, I know! He's just the cutest! He's cuddly and fat and he pee's everywhere and he's just wonderful wouldn't trade him up for all the other whiskey in the world! We love him soooo much.

Heres my daughters new family picture she drew.

The tall one with hair is ME, the tall bald one is her Dad (lol). The small on on the left is my daughter, next over is my daughters best friend Ashton, whom she loves and misses and wishes her mom would move back with her! (Dammit Kyla bring her back LOL) and then the circle with legs is Whiskey! 

<3

Break out the Tiny Violins!

I've officially gone off the deep end

again.

First and foremost, I'd like to give my sincerest apologies for making a mockery of bloggers everywhere, I haven't posted to my blog in almost 3 weeks? Yeah, I've been slightly busy... drinking. Here it goes.

WEEK NUMERO UNO:

Mothers Day! so technically mothers day wasn't until sunday, who give's a shit I went out saturday and sunday! I never even spent mothers day with my child how's that for backwards thinking/doing. Here's what I should have been at...

kissing this cutie!

What I was actually at was the bar. 

friends posts, looking back I feel like a fraud

DOS!:

Week number two was an exciting one. Honestly I drank a lot! It was May 2-4 weekend! It's a time old tradition to go out to lomond river lodge and drink our socks off. This is one tradition that will be super hard to break. 

Friday Night

The Girls took off to the dance! It was amazeballs, we had a blast without the guys. Had some iffy looking bikers buying us shots all night, my friend Sam shes on the left, she attracts the weirdos, before the night began she was voted least likely to get shots paid for. PROVED US WRONG! She just stood there like a good "weirdo magnet" attracting people who would buy us booze. In all honesty tho, they were a great group of guys! Funny, nice, charming, the weird part was what they seen in us to actually buy us drinks. We're a bunch of freaks. LOL

Saturday Night

Again, this time with my man and his best friend, and one of my friends Marla! Also, a awesome time! not even sure what time we got back to my house. Honestly don't remember much, what I do remember was buying sandwiches at the bar and one going missing. Someone stole my f'ing sandwich! 

(haha) Good times tho!

TRES! ?

Hold up! I'm missing a weekend in my memory... I know last weekend I spent a lot of time at the bar a friend came home from alberta, blah blah blah... not even my friend it was my SO's friend. That was saturday night!

Friday night I was with this hot piece of gear

Me and Ashley WINOS! (lol) everyone needs Galliot in their life. Mmmm. Love ya bish!

CUATRO:

The fourth week which I actually thought was the third week, being this weekend as in what I did last night. As in make a bloody fool of myself again...

So out with my SO and his best friend drinking beers shooting shit you know the usual, starts getting slightly tipsy and what should me and the man start to argue about in front of his buddy but our marital issues. I won't go into too much detail but it's the same argument we always have even sober i know I'm right, everyone else know's I'm right, but my drunk ass only wants to argue about it when I'm drinking. He says "oh she must be drunk again, she's starting to talk stupid..." 

Well darling, I may sound stupid talking about it when I'm drunk but completely sober I realize he's a tool. Ugh, relationship problems!

Thank-you alcohol for being my worst enemy and best friend.

F*** YEA! BARBECUE!

and the Piece de Resistance!

fresh crab!!!!!!!!

I just had a successful NO DRINKING week! I went for a barbecue at a friends where everyone was drinking, stayed out until 4 in the morning and never had one ounce of alcohol! High Five to me.

I also spent my weekend going for walks and had more temptation to drink when I was offered wine at a friends house, I politely turned it down. I am doing good this week!

I did have a awkward run in with a friend though, I was at my besties babyshower and another friend asked me whether I was drinking this weekend or going to the bar. I said "No, I no longer go to the bar and I hardy ever drink." She gave me this look like, pssht, yea right, who are you trying to kid. She said, "I'm not stupid Talia." So, I said, "no seriously I'm cutting back drinking. When was the last time u seen me at the club?" she said, "Oh yeah good one, because I don't go out anymore and you know  haven't seen you at the bar in forever." and walks away. As if I couldn't cut back on drinking and quit going to the bar. Anyways she didn't believe me whatsoever. It was kind of funny.

If I succeed this week, I'm going to reward myself with something I'm not sure what yet not a drunk like I did last time but, I feel like I definitely deserve something when I finish my two weeks sober.

“It’s a great advantage not to drink

among hard drinking people.” 

― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

Anyone with accomplishments of their own this week feel free to comment them so we can celebrate together! Every accomplishment should go noticed and be celebrated!

Whale worth the drive!

In my tiny town Trout River there is big news and when I say big I mean, a blue whale washed up on shore and its fricking huge! BIG. it dies underneath the ice 9 blue whales in total and we had the pleasure of one gigantic bloated creature visiting our beach.

Theres currently a big debate on what to do with the whale, keep it and get funding to foot the bill for a tourist museum, or give it away to a Ontario museum let them do all the work and foot the costs. Its hard to say.

My opinion... As a town population 600 with a council budget of $330,000 and the job to remove/preserve the bones of the blue whale coming in at $250,000 we obviously don't have the cash. when asked for help we got the reply that it was our problem deal with it... so no funding. I say we should give it away to the Royal Ontario Museum, but ask that we have a place in their museum dedicated to our town/park/UNESCO site, to attract tourism through them. We can still place in our own museum about the whale and where to find the bones. best of both worlds.

There are people all over the world coming to see this whale in our small town. Its being blown up over hundreds of news stations over the world. I have clips from england, edmonton, even the toronto star. Its quite fasinating!

Me and my friend Ashley decided to take a five minute walk down the boardwalk and see our famous new neighbor. Here are our pics ;)

Aren't we cool ! 

...And here are a few links to news articles on our blue whale/town, but if you need any information you can always comment below, Ill answer any and all questions.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/rotting-blue-whale-carcass-should-stay-says-trout-river-woman-1.2629554

http://globalnews.ca/news/1305767/newfoundlands-smelly-blue-whale-remains-heading-to-ontario/

http://www.thewesternstar.com/News/Local/2014-05-03/article-3709895/Lobbying-begins-to-turn-dead-blue-whales-into-tourist-attraction/1

http://metro.co.uk/2014/04/30/trout-river-fears-blue-whale-could-explode-in-canadian-town-4713625/

http://www.torontosun.com/2014/04/30/rotting-whale-carcass-worries-newfoundland-town

http://edmonton.ctvnews.ca/video?playlistId=1.1797151