Showing posts with label shots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shots. Show all posts

Sunday, 27 July 2014

Drink Drank DRUNK

Not surprisingly I've been forgetting to post posts, BLAH! Not actually forgetting it's summer all the "fam jam" is here, I'm busy as fuck! 

Also, not surprisingly I've been drunk 90% of the past 2 or 3 weeks... oops. 

So, this is now my failed quit drinking blog experience. The road to recovery obviously forgot about summer and all the divine opportunities to get drunk. Loving it tho.

.....and now to the point.

Last week I made a challenge to mark my beer as it were, which was fun actually. Here's my tally!

Day 1: 11 (forgot to get a picture of that one my apologies)

Day 2: 
I'm pretty sure it was more then 15 I just got too drunk to write it down. Also, there was shots I didn't mark, cause shots don't count (lol). I never ate much that day resulting in a really wasted white chick, I was even trying to argue with my boyfriend all he could do was laugh. I remember walking home i was saying "I'm mad at you, cause I don't know why, I can't say the thing why, nothings coming out right...." and a bunch more of ughh and slurrs. Raged Blackouts -my reason to quit originally.

Day 3:
I woke up so sick, throwing up, dizzy, gut rot, I have never been sicker, took gravol and tylenol (which I never take pills) when finally I gave up on feeling better I dragged my sick ass out of bed and got another beer. or eight beer as it were. Taken from bed last minute is this winner of a photo above.

To be fair I have been doing pretty shitty lately with the drinking but we've been drinking with my mans family who are only home for a couple weeks on vacation, so I feel.... excused? (lol) 

Funny story now tho, this weekend everyone kept looking at my hands to see my drink count LOL
I think I started something. :/

Wednesday, 25 June 2014

Ten Drinking Related Lists of Ten

Ten Seven Drinking Related Lists of Ten

I honestly didn't have time for the last three.

Due to my lack of memory on what I did this weekend I am instead going to make lists!

Why my SO sucks when he drinks:


  • He doesn't know when to stop
  • He pee's around the house on liquor EVERY TIME
  • Stays out too late (ditches me)
  • Is useless that night
  • Is useless the next day
  • Gets rowdy
  • Gets touchy
  • Slurrs
  • Gives me false 'marriage proposals' 
  • Has no shame

Why I suck when I drink:

  • I get rowdy
  • Hangovers
  • Memory loss
  • No sense of others personal space     
  • I eat, A LOT!
  • My eyes look like sheep cunnys! Bahaha!
  • Bad pictures
  • I tend to give people my life story
  • Gets mad at myself for wasting valuable reading time
  • I can Be a bit mean.. (just a little)

My top TEN Drinking Reasons Excuses:

  • But it's my best friends birthday
  • Wedding shots
  • So stressed out
  • I deserve a night out
  • I haven't been out in a while
  • If he gets to go out so do I!
  • Girls Night!
  • Wine isn't actually drinking, gosh...
  • but it a holiday!!
  • But this is my friends-families only week home for a while

Ten Favorite Alcoholic Beverages:

  • BUD LIGHT!
  • Galliot Wine
  • Baby Champagne (pink)
  • Tequila Rose
  • Jello Shots
  • Canadian Beer
  • Corona
  • Heniken 
  • Cheap Whiskey and 7Up
  • Various Sweet Girly Shots

Ten Nasty shots I've made myself sick of:

  • Fireball
  • Sauza gold (but i love it)
  • Jager Bombs
  • Blow Jobs ;) haha
  • B-52
  • Sambuca
  • Newfie Screech
  • Vodka Jello shots
  • Sour Puss
  • Baja Rosa

Ten Types of Hangovers:

  • I'm still Drunk Hangover (hiccup)
  • The 'fuck' walking straight lines and eye foot coordination Hangover
  • The Please Make It Stop Hangover
  • The What In The Zeus Is Wrong With ME! Hangover
  • Classic, I'm never drinking again Hangover
  • The Dude Where's My Car
  • The I need To quit drinking and figure my life out Hangover
  • The 'The lights sounds and people of everyday life piss me off' Hangover
  • The never getting out of bed Hangover
  • The 'sinister stealth hangover' you wake up fine then a few hours later BOOM! 

Ten Hangover Side Effects:

  • Ass Mouth (thats right when you mouth tastes like ass)
  • obvious headache
  • a hate of general lighting that vampires would likely applaud
  • The 'spins'
  • Gut Rot
  • Hangover Shits
  • Dizziness
  • Pasties (often goes hand in hand with ass mouth)
  • Barfing
  • The hate of all sounds even the drop of a pin can sound like minor explosions