Girls Nights... IN!

After my last few weekends of being at the bar drinking until she closes, pretty much alone... I've decided to take a handle on my situation and do something new. A girls night IN!

Sounds like fun right? Well it is!

Friday Night I went to my friends trailor with her, her boyfriend, her great dane Titan, and her asshole of a cat named ....I dunno we'll say patches. -Just kidding it's misty, I wouldn't forget your cat's name then come back and revise my post later when I remembered to make it look like I never forgot... NOOO I wouldn't do that (LOL) We ate some food, played some cards drank some margaritas and cold beers, Ashley took a shot of sauza and barfed -it was her idea to do the shot of death, she lost, all is fair. All fun stuff, all fun stuff! 

Freaks \/ \/ \/

/\ /\ /\ Freaks

I remember going to sleep on the 'couch bed' with the great dane and waking up next to a cat, slightly wild trailor times.

It was such a beautiful day the next day we went for a walk with the dog and just had a nice relaxing evening.

On Saturday, I had my girl after supper when she came back from her sleepover at my little brothers. We played some games, watched a movie, she made me a cheese sandwich. I'm telling you she makes the best cheese sandwiches for a four year old. -Although mayo gives me the WORST god forsaken heartburns ever! INSTANT HEARTBURN! 

Then later that night her dad got home and we all curled up with the dog in a single bed and slept. Or well some of us slept. I was pushed uncomfortably into the wall the whole night. gonna try and make a diagram of how I sleep night time when were at stephens moms, no one should have to live like this.

This is us in a single bed. We simply do not fit, or at least I don't. Not to mention the blankets are under the dog and the mans feet and over maybe one and a half of my legs. I swear I'm the only one who gets cold too LOL

Next week I think I'm gonna try and stay sober. Me and my girl are having a weekend home. Finally!

SAUZA-RITAS !!!

I pity the fool who would drink these! Which ironically is moi! But first...

FAIL with a capital 'F' ! So, made this challenege of only drinking one night a week and only having max of ten drinks. yeah... no that didn't even remotely work out. 

The weekend after that we went

CAmping @ Lomond River

Not gonna lie I remember it was a while ago, I drank so much beer. I came back from lomond feeling like the greatest failure EVER! 

My View

Stans and Lucy (grandma)s Cabin. Shes a work in progress :)

So, we leave lomond after a couple day drunk. My friend Ashley calls me up, "YO wanna have a sleepover and get wild?" I'm all like, "yeaaaa sucka lets do this shit!" <<<not exact wording

Which brings me to the Next order of buisness...

SAUZA-RiTAS!!!! 

Drink Drank and get totally inebriated to the point of no return.. ever.

I wish I had pictures to show you I really do and if there are currently photos added to the bottom of this then I probably came back and added some after I got them from ashley.

So, we went online found these ridiculous drinks called sauza-ritas made a trip to the liquor store/restaurant bought, tequila, beer, junk food, ice and wings galore! Oh them we bought a little pinner joint, ya know just incase. -Also, I'd like to say before I go any further I DO NOT smoke up.   Anyways, then we went to ashleys. It's a bit of a blur we mixed the drinks which were so unbelievably strong all I could taste was sauza, turned on Sin City and started munching down, two WINE GLASSES of sauza rita later and were trashed... I'm telling you it was wild. Wild. WILD! Then we smoked the grass and started munching on wings.

When I awoke hours later on the couch, Ashley was missing, there was wings everywhere, lime wedges everywhere, sin city on replay, I immediately jumped up and started cleaning like 6 in the morning. UGH! I felt great mind you but the mess was something else. I must've still been drunk I laid back down and went to sleep for a few more hours afterwards. LOL

Such a good night.

VACATION!!!! Ontario Bound!

Hello lovely viewers! Last weekend I flew to Ontario for a wedding and for some play time with my friends. After this little note I'm going to try and use the least amount of words possible because I have a shit ton of pictures. Also, because this is my drinking blog I should state the amount of alcohol consumed within these five days is unreal. There were blackouts, drunk arguing, falling around for some of us, I lost a shirt in a taxi, i lost a cell in a taxi, I lost money. Shit got slightly insane. Enjoy!

Our Accommodations!

Three bedroom, three bath, hot tub, pool table, huge mansion looking house that I'd die for!

Thanks for having us Robert and supplying beer for our hot tub parties ;) haha!

me and todd playing volleyball.

Robert (Boz) the guy we stayed with! Thanks man!

Our chauffeur and his deathtrap (jeep wrangler)

Todd! If it wasn't for this guy our trip wouldn't have been half as good! Handsome young devil.

^see no door... death trap.

The Main Event! THE WEDDING! CONGRATS PATRICK AND RACHEL!

Thanks for the open bar! Also, big thanks for the food there was so much delicious food enough for 250 people yet there was only 50 of us! I've never seen awesome food like that awesome job!

Rach and Patrick

Other pictures of wonderland, various friends in various bars, my nails, etc.

...and last but certainly not least MOI!

Facebook status that pretty much sums up my trip...

HOPE YOU ENJOYED! Thanks for viewing.

Drink Drank DRUNK

Not surprisingly I've been forgetting to post posts, BLAH! Not actually forgetting it's summer all the "fam jam" is here, I'm busy as fuck! 

Also, not surprisingly I've been drunk 90% of the past 2 or 3 weeks... oops. 

So, this is now my failed quit drinking blog experience. The road to recovery obviously forgot about summer and all the divine opportunities to get drunk. Loving it tho.

.....and now to the point.

Last week I made a challenge to mark my beer as it were, which was fun actually. Here's my tally!

Day 1: 11 (forgot to get a picture of that one my apologies)

Day 2: 

I'm pretty sure it was more then 15 I just got too drunk to write it down. Also, there was shots I didn't mark, cause shots don't count (lol). I never ate much that day resulting in a really wasted white chick, I was even trying to argue with my boyfriend all he could do was laugh. I remember walking home i was saying "I'm mad at you, cause I don't know why, I can't say the thing why, nothings coming out right...." and a bunch more of ughh and slurrs. Raged Blackouts -my reason to quit originally.

Day 3:

I woke up so sick, throwing up, dizzy, gut rot, I have never been sicker, took gravol and tylenol (which I never take pills) when finally I gave up on feeling better I dragged my sick ass out of bed and got another beer. or eight beer as it were. Taken from bed last minute is this winner of a photo above.

To be fair I have been doing pretty shitty lately with the drinking but we've been drinking with my mans family who are only home for a couple weeks on vacation, so I feel.... excused? (lol) 

Funny story now tho, this weekend everyone kept looking at my hands to see my drink count LOL

I think I started something. :/